Oh the Places They'll Go

1. I was on the patio and I called for Levi to come in for dinner and I heard him say just a minute. I looked, but could not find him. Then I looked up, this is what I found. When he came in the back of his pant leg was torn clear up past his knee. (pair number 3 of jeans that are being thrown away due to "boy")

2. Saturday, I was washing dishes and Millie was playing, running back and forth between her room and the kitchen. It became quiet and I went looking for her. Bathroom - not there, my room - not there, living room - not there. Walking back to the kitchen I noticed Levi's door to upstairs was cracked open. I went up and looked and didn't see her. I then heard some giggling coming from the bathroom....this is where I found her.

3. The other night I couldn't sleep (what else is new). I got up to go to the living room to read for a little bit. I walked in turned on the light and this is what I found. I thought a pirate was sleeping on my couch.

My children...what can I say?